Landlubber's queries

Soren has entered his pirate phase. While enamored of things piratish, he scoffs at the idea that he might be a pirate. Rather, Katherine and I are pirates; "mommy pirate" and "daddy pirate," respectively. Sometimes when Soren is rushed, he refers to Katherine simply as "M. Pirate." Heard recently, "Mommy pirate? Do landlubbers eat cheese?"