Preben Everett lodges his objection to bathing in a casserole dish.

Why?

Preben Everett's Vital Statistics

Preben Everett Olsen arrived at approximately 7:05 a.m. on Monday, June 30, 2008. A detailed narrative of the thrilling events surrounding his birth is forthcoming. P.E.O. weighed 7 lbs. 12 oz., and measured 21". He's a healthy, hirsute fella with hair so long you can part it. We're all thrilled he's finally here.

Goggy's 2nd Precious

He sleeps alot...For now.

Tomas, El Tren Tanque de Juarez

Adios, Mitch! Good luck among the Texans.

The architect literally swells with pride over Batman Tower creation

The Mexican Spiderman Wrestler Returns from Dental Work Trip to Juarez

INTRODUCING...PREBEN EVERETT OLSEN!

The name has been a bit of a moving target, but methinks we're sticking with this one....For now.

INTRODUCING...EVERETT PREBEN OLSEN!*

* - Name subject to change.